At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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