After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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