But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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