I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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