is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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