Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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