I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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