So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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