yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You were trust falling into bushes
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Randomize
