Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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