is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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