Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I have already put on my inside pants.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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