yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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