All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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