**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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