Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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