Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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