dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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