D3 body, D1 cock
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think people are normalizing furries
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
