He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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