God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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