Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
