I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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