I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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