Where did you get a picture of my penis
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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