butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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