please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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