google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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