Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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