redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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