Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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