Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
