Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
