I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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