As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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