remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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