i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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