We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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