Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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