I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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