so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have feelings that need drinking.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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