She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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