I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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