Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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