Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
this hospital has no fireball
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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