Walk of Shame today included voting.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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