i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
