OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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