I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i out mim tonsoeep
Shame - the story of my life.
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