i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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