you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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