There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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