Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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