no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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