no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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