I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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