Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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