If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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